"Sir, I'm sorry I had to sneak up on you like this.I HAD TO GO GHOST!" 🤦‍♂️Ĭhokes out and zipties the Secretary of Defense in the restroom of a fancy restaurant and somehow gets his unconscious body to the car completely unnoticed? He's got to run down a hallway that took another person all but 10 seconds to get through.but oh no, now there's 6 people milling about! There's no way he can run through such a dense crowd in time to rescue his team mate.so instead he takes what might be the slowest route possible by (poorly) scaling the outside of the building? Genius. The leader of a SEAL team breaches a door to take out a sniper without noticing her gun is out of ammo?! Gimme a fuggin break Those fuckin snipers.if you're just going to continuously fire into the apartment even when there's no one in your sights, why not just use an assault rifle or some sort of heavy machine gun? Michael B Jordan pointlessly yelling "Evassive Maneuvers! EVASSIVE MANEUVERS!!" like that little nugget of combat wisdom will help the pilot of a passenger plane dodge a missile lock from a fighter jet. Splashing a whopping 2 handfuls of water onto his chest like its the equivalent of coating himself in baby oil to make him grapple-proof. Of all the places to ambush the Russian ambassador guy's convoy.why would he choose the front entrance of an airport? A place I can only assume in a post-9/11 to be one of the most heavily policed locations in any given city? Oh look and he was immediately arrested. Painful, shoehorned line of expository dialogue None of these people seem old enough to have the experience their roles would suggestĮvery.
Here's some downright laughable aspects that took me right out of the movie: This wouldn't be so bad if it didn't take it self sooooooo goddamn seriously.
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